Sunday, March 29, 2009

A Shamrock Shuffle...into the ridiculous cold


The forecast was cold. The forecast was snow. But, like a stubborn Chicagoan, I decided to not chicken out of doing the Shamrock Shuffle 5K on March 29th.

Believe me, when I saw the mounds of snow on the ground and the bitter snow still falling, I wanted to back out. However, the need to not be the one to say "umm...let's all just stay inside and watch reruns of Family Ties" propelled me to get up, grab my sneakers and gloves and brave it.

I was not prepared. Sure, I dressed warmly, but, today, people participating in the Shamrock Shuffle needed major protection from the elements -- especially on their feet.

I sludged through the snow and ice for those 3 point whatever miles wishing I could go back to the start of the day and put plastic bags on my feet. I was sure I was about to become a member in the 9-toes-or-less club.  

People were trudging (shuffling?) right along with us. Had we all not been freezing, the falling snow and views along the lakefront would have actually been picturesque. Instead, we all looked at times like we were participating in a fun run towards our deaths -- sponsored by Fleet Feet. 

Myself, my friend Natalie (yay Nat!) and my boyfriend Timmy (hooray for Timmy!) made it through. Despite wanting to quit at one time or another, we made it across the finish line. We were cold, somewhat in pain and mostly numb. We were all very proud of each other.

I was rejoicing in the humorous tale I had lived to tell until the feeling started coming back into my feet. It hurt, and I fell very quickly into the cavern of whiny jerks. I apologized then and still apologize for being a cantankerous complainer. 

As they said on an episode of 'ER' (I can't remember which one), "Life is too short to spend it whining." I am pretty sure a patient coded on the table then.

Hey, I am just thankful the feeling eventually leveled out in my feet...and that I have an official Shamrock Shuffle T-shirt. And, I am still pretty freaking proud I finished the race. 



Wednesday, March 18, 2009


I am officially retiring the joke "I think that is one of the signs of the Apocalypse."

This goes for everyone. I reserve the right to call you out on this.

Sorry to those who love to use this joke.

Typical Joke Format:

Person 1: Did you hear neon is making a comeback?

Person 2:  No way! I think that is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.


See? Once it was hilarious, but now it is old. 

Of course, this joke may have to come out of retirement once 2012 hits. I blame the Mayans.



(My apologies to any of my loyal Mayan readers.)

A Brainstorm is a'brewing


The best comic book shop in Chicago...and the world?...

I recently profiled a comic book, video and gaming store called Brainstorm. I am not lying when I say this place is great for both people who consider themselves comic book geeks and those who think Spiderman is only reserved for Toby Maguire fans.

The movie selection is amazing, as well. 

But, the most amazing thing about this store are the workers. The nicest, most genuine people to ever hock Marvel products.

Up All Night




Remember Rhonda Sheer "Up All Night" on USA?  If you don't you were probably a better person than I was. This show consisted of some of the trashiest movies (not X-Rated trashy, just really horrible) ever to clog up the shelves at Blockbuster.

Well, this time, I stayed "Up All Night" in a different way. I profiled several 4a.m. bars in Chicago. For the people who just can't drink enough before 2a.m.

Check It Out:



Wednesday, March 11, 2009

If you happen to be in a Chicago hotel room...

...check out the TravelHost Chicago magazine. This issue has a few articles I wrote in it. 

TravelHost Chicago is in hundreds of hotel rooms around the area. I am pretty proud of my speakeasy article.

If you aren't in a hotel room (I am not saying that anything naughty has to be going on. You could just be visiting.), you can read the magazine at www.travelhost.com.

-Select the "Cities" link
-Type in Chicago, hit search
-Select the Chicago Downtown and North side option, hit "select edition"
-When that page pops up, hit "Read Magazine"

After that, you should be able to flip through the pages of the current issue.

Also, you will notice a picture of me from a ComedySportz ad. I am all over this motha'.
Let me know if you have any thoughts.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Enough with Sleepwalking Dog. This "hilarious" dog was the top news item on Yahoo and the top story on the local nightly news. For the record, this is the dog who is running in his sleep. Then, he runs into a wall before waking up. Moderately entertaining. Not top story material. The nightly news bumped a story on health care reform for this.

I once had a puppy who ate concrete and was only able to roll down steps. Funny, but I know where any videos of my dog Patches belong. And, it isn't getting higher ratings than health care reform.

Way to crank out that hard-hitting journalism, Channel 5 news.