I am officially retiring the joke "I think that is one of the signs of the Apocalypse."

This goes for everyone. I reserve the right to call you out on this.

Sorry to those who love to use this joke.

Typical Joke Format:

Person 1: Did you hear neon is making a comeback?

Person 2:  No way! I think that is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

See? Once it was hilarious, but now it is old. 

Of course, this joke may have to come out of retirement once 2012 hits. I blame the Mayans.

(My apologies to any of my loyal Mayan readers.)