scratching post of terror

i fear pedi-paws.  pretty much any motorized device used to cut a pet's claws terrifies me.  i know that claws need to be cut.  however, can we have a little sensitivity for these poor animals.  they don't know what is going on.  all they know is that some whirling machine might be coming to cut off their feet. 

if i were an animal, that is what i would think. 

if i were an animal i would also really prefer wet pet food to dry. 

i mean, who wouldn't?

does this count as me doing my piece for animal rights? 

ok...check that one off.